My celery was not cut to my specifications today. The mad woman should know better. Long stringy celery threads? I think she is trying to kill me.
Hunger prevailed. While eating the threads of death I prayed to the cavy gods that Nutmeg knew the Heimlich maneuver.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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Oh Chet. I hope that the mad woman learns to cut your celery correctly.
ReplyDeleteDear Canadian Chet: You are a very talented cavy; blogging, tweeting, thinking. I think I've even seen you drive a car. Some humans have yet to reach the level of your intelligence. Sadly,I know most of them.
ReplyDeleteNancy Barnes, upon reading your comment I instinctively did the "rumblestut" - a mating display known amongst my kind. You are a fine example of a human being.
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